Zarqawi on the Lam

Zarqawi believes God must be partial to him since he now expresses his appetite for blood & brutality under the banner of Islam.
Zarqawi must himself be decapitated as whore in women's underwear if only to serve the quaint expediency of irony's brutal will. And only after the Coalition Of The Oh-So Willing have made him a poster child for Victoria's Secret jihad line of suicide garter belts. And only when he is begging to be raped by a band of wild all-American Alaskan huskies, to expedite his escape from the exquisite personal misery bestowed upon him, should a rusty spork be used to deliver him. Slowly. That is, if he doesn't have insidious rogue CIA handlers aiding and abetting his killing spree. He is likely to blow his own brains out rather than be captured by the Oh-So Willing Forces. However, he knows what is in store for him if he falls into our Oh-So Willing hands, so he might as well take the coward route and save us tax payers the exorbitant fee of quartering him and shipping the limbs to various factions within the Middle East.

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