Saturday, August 27, 2005

All they are saaaying, is give war a chaaance!

The Left is doing everything in its power to find the foreign hand involved in the insedious pro war movement now sweeping anti war rallies everywhere. Bring your slippers, flower children, it's time to get "Nixon" on their ass.

Zarqawi on the Lam


Zarqawi. The man was a violent; uneducated; drunken sadist, even before he had an excuse like religion to cut off people's heads. Zarqawi is a violent criminal mind. A criminal mentality. Criminality incarnate. A criminal, who only now uses Islam as the tool of justification for his war crimes and bloodlust for atrocities. "Crimes Against Humanity" was coined for guys like Zarqawi, who take great pride in butchering unarmed demoralized civilian's throats, until their heads come off, not for the soldiers who put such murderous cowards like Zarqawi in women's underwear.

Zarqawi believes God must be partial to him since he now expresses his appetite for blood & brutality under the banner of Islam.

Zarqawi must himself be decapitated as whore in women's underwear if only to serve the quaint expediency of irony's brutal will. And only after the Coalition Of The Oh-So Willing have made him a poster child for Victoria's Secret jihad line of suicide garter belts. And only when he is begging to be raped by a band of wild all-American Alaskan huskies, to expedite his escape from the exquisite personal misery bestowed upon him, should a rusty spork be used to deliver him. Slowly. That is, if he doesn't have insidious rogue CIA handlers aiding and abetting his killing spree. He is likely to blow his own brains out rather than be captured by the Oh-So Willing Forces. However, he knows what is in store for him if he falls into our Oh-So Willing hands, so he might as well take the coward route and save us tax payers the exorbitant fee of quartering him and shipping the limbs to various factions within the Middle East.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

All Stars 2004

Something funny from the gang on the Right. Here are some colorful card games for Republicans to play while waiting for Karl to finish playing with his Stats-o-tron 5000 machine.